Hydrate. Medicate. Return to Duty.
A time-honored treatment plan known by Coasties everywhere.
This one’s for the Health Services Technicians keeping the fleet patched up, hydrated, and somehow still fit for duty. Whether it’s a headache, sore back, questionable decision on liberty, or an injury you’re pretty sure is serious, there’s a good chance the prescription starts the same way: water and 800mg of Uncle Sam’s favorite pain reliever.
The back features an oversized ibuprofen 800mg bottle complete with the reassuring diagnosis every Coastie has heard at least once:
“You’ll Be Fine.”
Built for HSs, their patients, and anyone who has ever walked into medical looking for answers and walked out with a bottle of Motrin.
Hydrate. Medicate. Return to Duty.
Because apparently that fixes everything.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
SHIRT WIDTH (inches) |
SHIRT LENGTH (inches) |
US SIZES |
EU SIZE |
UK SIZE |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
18 ½ |
25 ¼ |
6-8 |
36-38 |
10-12 |
7 ¾ |
| M |
20 |
26 |
10-12 |
40-42 |
14-16 |
8 ¼ |
| L |
22 |
26 ¾ |
14-16 |
44-46 |
18-20 |
8 ¾ |
| XL |
24 |
27 ½ |
18-20 |
48-50 |
22-24 |
9 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
28 ¼ |
22-24 |
52-54 |
26-28 |
10 ¼ |
| 3XL |
28 |
29 |
26-28 |
56-58 |
30-32 |
10 ¾ |