HS Rate Design

Hydrate. Medicate. Return to Duty.

A time-honored treatment plan known by Coasties everywhere.

This one’s for the Health Services Technicians keeping the fleet patched up, hydrated, and somehow still fit for duty. Whether it’s a headache, sore back, questionable decision on liberty, or an injury you’re pretty sure is serious, there’s a good chance the prescription starts the same way: water and 800mg of Uncle Sam’s favorite pain reliever.

The back features an oversized ibuprofen 800mg bottle complete with the reassuring diagnosis every Coastie has heard at least once:

“You’ll Be Fine.”

Built for HSs, their patients, and anyone who has ever walked into medical looking for answers and walked out with a bottle of Motrin.

Hydrate. Medicate. Return to Duty.
Because apparently that fixes everything.

Note on Fit & Feel:
We use the Bella + Canvas 3001 for its soft feel, lightweight comfort, and clean look. It has a slightly slimmer cut than a standard tee—closer to a retail fit than a boxy one. If you’re between sizes or prefer a roomier feel, we recommend sizing up.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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