GM Performance Hoodie – Puddle Pirate Co.

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We get it, you saw 'Guns' and you thought this was going to be like Rambo. You didn't know 90% of your job was gundecking logs and lubing up barrels. Don't fret my beloved GMs, we still love ya. Also, my Sig Sauer jammed again.

Fit Note: Our hoodies have an athletic fit and may run slightly small. If you prefer a looser fit, we recommend sizing up.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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