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Whether it’s a headache, sore back, questionable decision on liberty, or an injury you’re pretty sure is serious, there’s a good chance the prescription starts the same way: water and 800mg of Uncle Sam’s favorite pain reliever.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe back features an oversized ibuprofen 800mg bottle complete with the reassuring diagnosis every Coastie has heard at least once:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“You’ll Be Fine.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBuilt for HSs, their patients, and anyone who has ever walked into medical looking for answers and walked out with a bottle of Motrin.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHydrate. Medicate. 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